Hyvä yritys, huono toteutus

Nyt voisin taas harrastaa hyväntekeväisyyttä, mutta tällä kertaa taidan jättää sen tekemättä. Sähköpostiini oli tullut alla oleva viesti ja epäilenpä suuresti, että kysymys on huijauksesta. Ei, sanoin väärin: Tiedän, että kysymys on huijauksesta. Näitä tulee aina silloin tällöin, mutta ainakin minun sähköpostistani ne joutuvat heti roskiin.

Tässä viesti kaikkine virheineen:

From Miss Amira Duncan.
I am Miss Amira Duncan. Please I am contacting you because I need your help in the management of a sum of money that my late father Mr.Jose Duncan. left for me before he died. This money is three million five hundred thousand us dollars and the money is in a security company here in Abidjan.

Meanwhile the security company does not know the real content to be money that is the way that my late father deposited the money before he died, he deposited it as family valuable items such as gold jewelries and diamond and it was as a result of this money that he was killed.

Before he died he told me to look for a trust worthy fellow in any country of my choice that will assist me without betrayal that is why I have contacted you in this regard will offer you 40% of the total amount for helping me to receive the consignment.

My father Mr.Jose Duncan was a very rich cocoa farmer and he was poisoned by his business colleagues who happen to be his uncles and brothers. And now I want you to stand as my guardian to receive the consignment on my behalf I lost my mother when I was just 4 years old.

You will make an arrangement for me to come over to your country to continue my education while you manage the money for me until I am through with my education.

The political crisis here have really made life very difficult for me feeding is just by charity and I am staying at the refugee camp of the United Nations.

All my father’s relatives are all over the places looking for me so that they can kill me and inherit my late father’s wealth.

I have the documents here with me and I will send them to you as soon as I hear from and also give you the contact of the security company so that you can contact them.

Thanks and God bless you.

Miss Amira Duncan.

Lopussa oli vielä sähköpostiosoite, johon saisi vastata, jos Amiraa haluaa auttaa suuren rahamäärän hoitamisessa. Jätin sen pois, ettei kenellekään lukijalle vain tule houkutusta :)